I can have as many queer characters as I want.

28 August 2014

mr-almonds:

some stony for yall

mr-almonds:

some stony for yall


I ship it

pixiedust291:

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.

I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.

Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,

In canon they have never met—

I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.


I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more

If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure.

The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.

Twincest can’t really be that bad—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I ship it!

I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay,

but yeah I really doubt that,

This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear,

Don’t tell me I need to calm down—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care.

I ship it.


26 August 2014


thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via will-grahamburgers)


actorswithactionfigures:

samhumphries:

kellysue:

If Geek Girls Acted Like Geek Guys

"Tell me a fact from the Avengers that isn’t from the movies."

UGH!

(Source: youtube.com, via evil-wears-a-bow)


floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via evil-wears-a-bow)


zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via idonotdonut)


alive-again13:

Kyary pamyu pamyu, proving that 98% of anyone yelling about “cultural appropriation” are whiny middle-class Americans with little to no connection to the cultures that they are “defending”. Every foreigner I’ve met is happy when people take an interest in their culture, though some concerns (such as not appreciating religious significance) may be legitimate 9/10 are Westerners bullying people. Moral of the story: Just don’t be an asshole you guys

(Source: with0ut-a-cause, via laufeysonchild)


sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY



“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”This person speaks to my soul.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”

This person speaks to my soul.

(Source: lana-del-reyquaza, via hobbittonya1214)


wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Captain America
“‘Oh shit,’ Captain Gaymerica says quietly, echoed by the Wiener Soldier’s louder moan of, ‘Oh, shit.’”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Captain America

“‘Oh shit,’ Captain Gaymerica says quietly, echoed by the Wiener Soldier’s louder moan of, ‘Oh, shit.’”